Sydney: Mama, can I babysit Jack while you scrapbook?
Me: Sure!
Sydney: Yay!
5 minutes pass...Sydney: Mama, Jack needs his diaper changed!
Me: Well, you're the babysitter, change him!
Sydney: Can you lift him up on the changing table?
Me: Sure!
Sydney: Mama, he stinks. Can you take the diaper off and wipe him?
Me: Sure! (proceeds to change diaper)
Sydney: Thanks. (in sing-song voice to Jack) Okay Big Boy, let's go over to your bouncy chair.
10 minutes pass...
Sydney (now in my scrap room): Whatcha doin' Mama?
Me: Writing a blog post. Where's Jack?
Sydney: He's asleep. He's chillin' like a villain.
Figures...she gets $5 and a sleeping baby.
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